Alou now claims Bartman didn't interfere; We say bullsh*t, Moises

Jay Mariotti says Moises Alou has been urinating on Steve Bartman for the past 4.5 years. Ouch. While we don't put 100% of the 2003 NLCS collapse on Steve Bartman, Moises Alou is out of his gourd if he thinks he wouldn't have caught it anyways now.


- People continue to make a big stink over the missing apostrophe on the Ernie Banks statue.

- Wrigley Field has been put on the Endangered Place List, while outside U.S. Cellular Field is still on the dangerous place list.

- The sale of Wrigley to the state of Illinois looks unlikely right now, mostly because they haven't figured out how they would pay for all the renovations (taxpayers).

- The new Wrigley Field grass is as slick as a pool table right now.

- Here's your chance to learn about Ryuji Araki, the interpreter for Kosuke Fukudome.

- Kevin Hart has been put in charge of carrying about the pink backpack to and from the bullpen all season because he has the shortest tenure of any of the relievers.

- As if Roger Bossard needed it, Jason Kendall has given him a good grade on the job he did on fixing up the field.