Lou Piniella thinks Lou Piniella drinking Red Bull/Vodkas would turn ugly

When asked about Zambrano and his cramping and caffiene issues for probably the billionth time, Lou Piniella spit out this gem.

"I've never had Red Bull in my life, but I've actually seen people at a bar order Red Bull and vodka," Piniella said. "I can't comprehend that. If I had a couple of those things, I'd be like the malt liquor bull leaving the bar. My lord."

I just can't picture a calm guy like Lou Piniella being a mean drunk.