Off-Day: Dutchie Carey Hates AT&T Commecials with John Camponera

Dutchie Carey, widow of Harry Carey, is pissed off about the AT&T commercials featuring the impersonation of Harry by John Camponera. Some words used: "sick" "disgusted" "unprofessional" and "idiot dope."

- The Brewers are just as confused as everybody else on where this Fukudome was in Spring Training.

- Fred Mitchell would like to see a lot more statues. Will Rey Sanchez get one next?

- Voodoo doll of Sam Zell was spotted at Wrigley yesterday.

- Carlos Zambrano's agent needs to get him a Water endorsement with Aquafina or whatever, because the cramping is getting old.

- Theriot/Soriano/Lee/Ramirez combine for a solid 1-18 performance, with 6 K's.

- After months of trying to work a deal with the Cubs that would include Ronny Cedeno, the Orioles have decided to sign recently cut Alex Cintron instead. Nice work, Andy McFail.