Steve Rosenbloom masturbates to Cubs losses

White Sox fan Steve Rosenbloom is claiming IT'S ALL OVER for the Cubs after last night's loss. Only a White Sox fan can get this excited and overact this much to one Cubs loss.

It wouldn't be an article by a White Sox fan unless he found a way to compare the Sox and Cubs. I mean the Sox didn't even play last night, so he probably didn't, right? He would look like a complete asshat and one of those scumbags that were interviewed after tuesdays sox win that were screaming "Cubs suck" when asked how they felt about the Sox beating the Twins. No way he does that.

Stockton was reading a promo for Thursday's playoff tripleheader on TBS that starts with White Sox-Rays and I'm wondering, how many Cubs fans were already eating their guns over the prospect of the Cubs' getting swept while fearing the Sox's winning another title.

Wrong, unbelievable. Actually it's unbelievable that I thought he wouldn't do it. This is the same game who said that the Sox should forfeit their games against the Twins. Now the Sox are winning the whole thing, the Cubs are getting swept, and Cubs fans are about to commit suicide over all of this.

Stay classy, Steve.

Steve, Cubs play at 8:30pm tonight. If the Cubs play like they did last night, keep the lotion nearby.